Bronson Must NEVER Leave

I must say I'm nervous about the alleged interest in Arroyo by the Nationals. Not only because if he leaves then it will make 2 jerseys I can no longer wear (and I will therefore be screwed come April when I go to the games), but because he is such a loyal guy. He's like the anti-Damon. He took less money to stay in Boston, and he says he'd rather stay in Boston and be a reliever than go anywhere else to be a starter. Is he crazy, or just the best person ever? If he goes I'd be incredibly upset, so someone better be working hard to keep him.

In other news, Theo Epstein going to a prom? Okay.

Also, apparently Mike Myers received not even one call from the Red Sox about keeping him. He was pretty good, and a lefty, so I don't know why there was a huge lack of interest. I hope he does good, even though he's in NY, but not if it means the Yankees win games.

So, Cla Meredith. I hope that kid has gotten better, because he blew every game he pitched in last year. God, it was awful. The memories are just painful.

Nice.