DOUG MIRABELLI!!
Doug Mirabelli has been re-acquired! NO MORE PASSED BALLS!! THANK YOU!!
Secondly, we are a mere 1.5 hours away from the Return of the Traitor. I'm warming up the vocals for what is sure to be 3 hours of yelling, booing, cheering, and swearing. Shouts of "Derek Take-a-Seater (why yes, I did make that up myself!)!" and "Stupid[insert random Yankee], you suck, I hate you, etc." will be rampant. But most importantly, if you live within 5 miles of me (or Fenway), you will hear loud boos whenever Johnny Damon steps up to the plate.
Yes, I realize you helped the Red Sox win the World Series. Yes, I realize nobody really wanted you anymore. And yes, I am over your trade. But Johnny, I have to boo you. It's my duty. My well-deserved, soon-to-be-much-enjoyed duty.
Secondly, we are a mere 1.5 hours away from the Return of the Traitor. I'm warming up the vocals for what is sure to be 3 hours of yelling, booing, cheering, and swearing. Shouts of "Derek Take-a-Seater (why yes, I did make that up myself!)!" and "Stupid
Yes, I realize you helped the Red Sox win the World Series. Yes, I realize nobody really wanted you anymore. And yes, I am over your trade. But Johnny, I have to boo you. It's my duty. My well-deserved, soon-to-be-much-enjoyed duty.
posted by laura at 17:26
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