What?

Pitching coach Dave Wallace and hitting coach Ron Jackson will not be back in the '07 season.

What? Everything went wrong without Wallace and now they're getting rid of him? I question this and hope they make some stupendous substitutions or else.

I got the greatest news ever today -- I looked at the tentative 2007 schedule and immediately zeroed in on my birthday. I got the best surprise; the Red Sox will be in Baltimore on my birthday and that is going to be the best birthday I have ever had because I will definitely be there.