Oh No....Not My Gonz!

My beloved Alex Gonzalez is packing up.

The Gonz has received a three-year, $15 million deal from an undisclosed team. With Boston's interest in Julio Lugo, I see my Gonz leaving us.

Nomar Garciaparra, Orlando Cabrera, Edgar Renteria, Alex Gonzalez...we keep getting all these shortstops that I fall in love with, then they take them away from me. The front office is a cruel being.

Don't worry though, ALEX CORA will be back for two years. Priorities?!??